S C A P E G O A T S E
WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME...
...you need a Scapegoatse. wait, hang on a second...
... umm, scroll down...
... more...
... keep scrolling...
... there. now that the irritating little animation is off-screen, I can
concentrate. yup. today, we're gonna take a look at old Goatsey. any-
one who's been on the internets for a while has likely run across one
or more of the original "Power 5". oh, "who are they?", you ask? ok,
go here, then come on back. it'll only take you a minute. we'll wait...
... better? I didn't think so. now, old boy, here, has shocked a lot of
people in his day. indeed, Goatse is a true classic, although, I would
say that the original Power 5 could use a couple replacements. that's
'cause 3 of the 5 are pretty lame by today's standards. Goatsey, of
course, is one of the 2 who stay. say~~ why don't we take a scroll?
aaah, TubGirl! we LOVE TubGirl! clearly, the leader of the
pack, as far as the old Power 5, no? yes! personally, I think
old girl, here, should be made into a 30-foot gold statue, so
that, in maybe 10 million years, some alien fuck can unearth
her from some archaelogical dig from the future. oh, but to
see that face on that day! anyhow, she stays, Goatsey stays...
... but, I'd like to see some new blood, there, in the Power 5...
.. like, maybe, this guy. yup. it's the Worst Fart Ever...
... old Aqua Boy might be a good candidate...
... as is this guy, who's Just Hangin' Around...
... hurts just to even look, though, doesn't it?
this one, however, is a shoe-in. oh, yeah, here's a screenshot
from, "2Girls1Cup", the defacto winner in the modern-era...
... yah, I know. first time you see it is kinda painful. gotcha...
... here's another screenshot from the next scene...
... gotcha again. hey, I didn't make you look, though, ya know it?
hey, did I mention that there's a TubGirl just for Mac?
oh, yeah, Steve Jobs just loves the old Power 5. yup...
... he made this here "iGoatse".
now, we're back on track...
.. hell, they even have a Mac Goatse convention.
there's this terrific Pavement Goatse...
... and this Halloween Pumpkin Goatse.
Goatse is also delicious with a cup of
coffee. talk about a Crispy Cream...
... they make Goatse Wedding Rings, too...
... and the Walt Disney Company is even in on the fun.
check out this Mickey Mouse Goatse Camera ($299).
yeah, old Goatsey is just about as American as Apple Pie.
so much so, in fact... that I'm gonna try to cash in. yup...
... say hello to my new Goatse For Toddlers
line of childrens' clothing. I'm gonna be rich...
... Filthy Rich. yup...
see ya at the bank...
last week's Big Blog
WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME...
...you need a Scapegoatse. wait, hang on a second...
... umm, scroll down...
... more...
... keep scrolling...
... there. now that the irritating little animation is off-screen, I can
concentrate. yup. today, we're gonna take a look at old Goatsey. any-
one who's been on the internets for a while has likely run across one
or more of the original "Power 5". oh, "who are they?", you ask? ok,
go here, then come on back. it'll only take you a minute. we'll wait...
... better? I didn't think so. now, old boy, here, has shocked a lot of
people in his day. indeed, Goatse is a true classic, although, I would
say that the original Power 5 could use a couple replacements. that's
'cause 3 of the 5 are pretty lame by today's standards. Goatsey, of
course, is one of the 2 who stay. say~~ why don't we take a scroll?
aaah, TubGirl! we LOVE TubGirl! clearly, the leader of the
pack, as far as the old Power 5, no? yes! personally, I think
old girl, here, should be made into a 30-foot gold statue, so
that, in maybe 10 million years, some alien fuck can unearth
her from some archaelogical dig from the future. oh, but to
see that face on that day! anyhow, she stays, Goatsey stays...
... but, I'd like to see some new blood, there, in the Power 5...
.. like, maybe, this guy. yup. it's the Worst Fart Ever...
... old Aqua Boy might be a good candidate...
... as is this guy, who's Just Hangin' Around...
... hurts just to even look, though, doesn't it?
this one, however, is a shoe-in. oh, yeah, here's a screenshot
from, "2Girls1Cup", the defacto winner in the modern-era...
... yah, I know. first time you see it is kinda painful. gotcha...
... here's another screenshot from the next scene...
... gotcha again. hey, I didn't make you look, though, ya know it?
hey, did I mention that there's a TubGirl just for Mac?
oh, yeah, Steve Jobs just loves the old Power 5. yup...
... he made this here "iGoatse".
now, we're back on track...
.. hell, they even have a Mac Goatse convention.
there's this terrific Pavement Goatse...
... and this Halloween Pumpkin Goatse.
Goatse is also delicious with a cup of
coffee. talk about a Crispy Cream...
... they make Goatse Wedding Rings, too...
... and the Walt Disney Company is even in on the fun.
check out this Mickey Mouse Goatse Camera ($299).
yeah, old Goatsey is just about as American as Apple Pie.
so much so, in fact... that I'm gonna try to cash in. yup...
... say hello to my new Goatse For Toddlers
line of childrens' clothing. I'm gonna be rich...
... Filthy Rich. yup...
see ya at the bank...
last week's Big Blog
WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME...
...you need a Scapegoatse. wait, hang on a second...
... umm, scroll down...
... more...
... keep scrolling...
... there. now that the irritating little animation is off-screen, I can
concentrate. yup. today, we're gonna take a look at old Goatsey. any-
one who's been on the internets for a while has likely run across one
or more of the original "Power 5". oh, "who are they?", you ask? ok,
go here, then come on back. it'll only take you a minute. we'll wait...
... better? I didn't think so. now, old boy, here, has shocked a lot of
people in his day. indeed, Goatse is a true classic, although, I would
say that the original Power 5 could use a couple replacements. that's
'cause 3 of the 5 are pretty lame by today's standards. Goatsey, of
course, is one of the 2 who stay. say~~ why don't we take a scroll?
aaah, TubGirl! we LOVE TubGirl! clearly, the leader of the
pack, as far as the old Power 5, no? yes! personally, I think
old girl, here, should be made into a 30-foot gold statue, so
that, in maybe 10 million years, some alien fuck can unearth
her from some archaelogical dig from the future. oh, but to
see that face on that day! anyhow, she stays, Goatsey stays...
... but, I'd like to see some new blood, there, in the Power 5...
.. like, maybe, this guy. yup. it's the Worst Fart Ever...
... old Aqua Boy might be a good candidate...
... as is this guy, who's Just Hangin' Around...
... hurts just to even look, though, doesn't it?
this one, however, is a shoe-in. oh, yeah, here's a screenshot
from, "2Girls1Cup", the defacto winner in the modern-era...
... yah, I know. first time you see it is kinda painful. gotcha...
... here's another screenshot from the next scene...
... gotcha again. hey, I didn't make you look, though, ya know it?
hey, did I mention that there's a TubGirl just for Mac?
oh, yeah, Steve Jobs just loves the old Power 5. yup...
... he made this here "iGoatse".
now, we're back on track...
.. hell, they even have a Mac Goatse convention.
there's this terrific Pavement Goatse...
... and this Halloween Pumpkin Goatse.
Goatse is also delicious with a cup of
coffee. talk about a Crispy Cream...
... they make Goatse Wedding Rings, too...
... and the Walt Disney Company is even in on the fun.
check out this Mickey Mouse Goatse Camera ($299).
yeah, old Goatsey is just about as American as Apple Pie.
so much so, in fact... that I'm gonna try to cash in. yup...
... say hello to my new Goatse For Toddlers
line of childrens' clothing. I'm gonna be rich...
... Filthy Rich. yup...
see ya at the bank...
last week's Big Blog
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