ALMS FOR MYANMAR

SO WHAT IF THEY'RE SOCIALIST BASTARDS?
I mean, what the fuck, they're almost people, too... and so what if
they have a horribly oppressive militaristic government regime
that won't let enough people in to help, and stamps their own brand
onto the stuff other people sent there? so what if they keep all the
good stuff for themselves, and pass off knock-off hand me down food
to the starving masses? I've got a better idea. suppose we just get
the goodies past the government bastards, and straight into the hands
of the Myanmarians Myarmartians dog-eating fucks, and help make
things right again? yup. we can do it. come on.... scroll down for a look...













... these people are shell-shocked, I tell ya. old girl, here...
... well... she thinks her baby is still alive. poor wretch...












... this guy would do anything for a mouthful-O-food.












... I'm tellin' ya, right about now,
these people would eat anything...












... and, yeah, I do mean anything...












... regardless of where it came from in the food chain.












this chicken almost pulled a fast one... almost...












... and this dog has taken exception to
being invited over for dinner. bad dog...












... but, I got some good news! some people are already helping.
just check out this mercenary Spam-Mobile, courtesy of Hormel...












... and, McDonalds is sending all of their rejected
Chicken McNuggets from the factory room floor...












... hey, Wendy's is sending a Hit Squad to help cook the food.












even some Nations are getting involved, ya know.
yup. Israel is sending Kosher Pot-Bellied Pigs...












... and, France is sending liquor and wine. figures...












... I'm sending a whole fucking chicken. Boo-Yaw!













Norway is sending Squid. well, it's the thought that counts...










... and, the New York City Pound is sending dog.
Sorry, Rex...












... this good old boy is sending his dinner. yup.












ah, and here's the Myanmalasian Myspace Mysbvj
dog-eating fucks' welcoming party. what the fuck?












here's the back up welcoming party, playing the waiting game...












... 'cause, if there's just one bad airlift, ya never know what could
happen to Bacardi Monte Alban and his sidekick Spittoon...





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