C . O . P . S .
WHATCHA GONNA DO ?
probably not the same as this joker, who's become old boy's
first-ever arrest. hence the big old thumbs up. hey, I'm a bit
surprised he didn't throw us a Lynndie, ya know it? now, the guy
on the hood of the car, he's gettin' arrested, by the looks of it,
for an Acne violation. he sure looks dangerous, too. good thing
we got heroic and courageous police to help clean up the streets
from pre-pubescent curfew violators. way to go, there, Officer
Friendly. in the 15 minutes you just spent harassing this child,
a 7-11 just got robbed at gunpoint, somewhere, and, on your
shift. sounds like I don't like Cops, don't it? truth is, they're
just like any other demographic in the world... I mean there's
good ones and bad ones. the guy up top, there, is a bad one. yup.
not enough focus on the real issues we have 'em for in the first
place. well, fuck that guy up top, there... why don't we take our-
selves a little gander at the Boys in Blue. Hell, they ain't all bad...
Cops have special training. this guy is excercising his skills as
a crowd-control officer for the riot below. at a safe distance.
they're adept at handling evidence, too. this
food morsel was found at a crime scene...
... so, old boy, there, went to the source for some Forensics.
Cops come in all shapes and sizes. true, though, most
aren't Tiny Little Cops like the guy on the right, here.
now, they get their special training at a special place. yup.
every single Cop must graduate from the Police Academy.
that's where they learn how to use technology and stuff.
it's where they learn how to bust a Crack Whore, too...
... and how to engage in High-Speed Pursuit...
... they also teach how to order good coffee...
... how to develop the best location for the Police Station...
... and how to do the "Robot".
it's where they learn how to set up a speed trap...
... how to perform in the face of adversity...
... and to show no mercy to unlawful offenders,
even when their truck tags say they love Cops.
hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, though...
... that's why this special K9 Unit never gets it's man...
... but, every once in a while, they do something really great...
... sadly, though, for the most part, they're just Pigs...
... people try to get even with 'em, too. any way they can.
did I even mention Donuts? aw, fuck it all. fuckin' Cops
and Donuts. don't dial 911, call this Donut Shop, instead.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
WHATCHA GONNA DO ?
probably not the same as this joker, who's become old boy's
first-ever arrest. hence the big old thumbs up. hey, I'm a bit
surprised he didn't throw us a Lynndie, ya know it? now, the guy
on the hood of the car, he's gettin' arrested, by the looks of it,
for an Acne violation. he sure looks dangerous, too. good thing
we got heroic and courageous police to help clean up the streets
from pre-pubescent curfew violators. way to go, there, Officer
Friendly. in the 15 minutes you just spent harassing this child,
a 7-11 just got robbed at gunpoint, somewhere, and, on your
shift. sounds like I don't like Cops, don't it? truth is, they're
just like any other demographic in the world... I mean there's
good ones and bad ones. the guy up top, there, is a bad one. yup.
not enough focus on the real issues we have 'em for in the first
place. well, fuck that guy up top, there... why don't we take our-
selves a little gander at the Boys in Blue. Hell, they ain't all bad...
Cops have special training. this guy is excercising his skills as
a crowd-control officer for the riot below. at a safe distance.
they're adept at handling evidence, too. this
food morsel was found at a crime scene...
... so, old boy, there, went to the source for some Forensics.
Cops come in all shapes and sizes. true, though, most
aren't Tiny Little Cops like the guy on the right, here.
now, they get their special training at a special place. yup.
every single Cop must graduate from the Police Academy.
that's where they learn how to use technology and stuff.
it's where they learn how to bust a Crack Whore, too...
... and how to engage in High-Speed Pursuit...
... they also teach how to order good coffee...
... how to develop the best location for the Police Station...
... and how to do the "Robot".
it's where they learn how to set up a speed trap...
... how to perform in the face of adversity...
... and to show no mercy to unlawful offenders,
even when their truck tags say they love Cops.
hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, though...
... that's why this special K9 Unit never gets it's man...
... but, every once in a while, they do something really great...
... sadly, though, for the most part, they're just Pigs...
... people try to get even with 'em, too. any way they can.
did I even mention Donuts? aw, fuck it all. fuckin' Cops
and Donuts. don't dial 911, call this Donut Shop, instead.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
WHATCHA GONNA DO ?
probably not the same as this joker, who's become old boy's
first-ever arrest. hence the big old thumbs up. hey, I'm a bit
surprised he didn't throw us a Lynndie, ya know it? now, the guy
on the hood of the car, he's gettin' arrested, by the looks of it,
for an Acne violation. he sure looks dangerous, too. good thing
we got heroic and courageous police to help clean up the streets
from pre-pubescent curfew violators. way to go, there, Officer
Friendly. in the 15 minutes you just spent harassing this child,
a 7-11 just got robbed at gunpoint, somewhere, and, on your
shift. sounds like I don't like Cops, don't it? truth is, they're
just like any other demographic in the world... I mean there's
good ones and bad ones. the guy up top, there, is a bad one. yup.
not enough focus on the real issues we have 'em for in the first
place. well, fuck that guy up top, there... why don't we take our-
selves a little gander at the Boys in Blue. Hell, they ain't all bad...
Cops have special training. this guy is excercising his skills as
a crowd-control officer for the riot below. at a safe distance.
they're adept at handling evidence, too. this
food morsel was found at a crime scene...
... so, old boy, there, went to the source for some Forensics.
Cops come in all shapes and sizes. true, though, most
aren't Tiny Little Cops like the guy on the right, here.
now, they get their special training at a special place. yup.
every single Cop must graduate from the Police Academy.
that's where they learn how to use technology and stuff.
it's where they learn how to bust a Crack Whore, too...
... and how to engage in High-Speed Pursuit...
... they also teach how to order good coffee...
... how to develop the best location for the Police Station...
... and how to do the "Robot".
it's where they learn how to set up a speed trap...
... how to perform in the face of adversity...
... and to show no mercy to unlawful offenders,
even when their truck tags say they love Cops.
hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, though...
... that's why this special K9 Unit never gets it's man...
... but, every once in a while, they do something really great...
... sadly, though, for the most part, they're just Pigs...
... people try to get even with 'em, too. any way they can.
did I even mention Donuts? aw, fuck it all. fuckin' Cops
and Donuts. don't dial 911, call this Donut Shop, instead.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
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1 Comments:
Great set of pics! Good theme post for the Sunday Big Blog. Here is hoping that you are feeling better today.
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