ELECTION 2008
OSAMA OBAMA
... and, we're off. yup. ego-trip psycho-queen Hillary Clintoris
has officially thrown in the towel, and has officially endorsed...
... Osama Obama. you bet. he's charismatic, he's articulate, he's
idealisitic, he's well-spoken, and he's... black. well, he's 1/2 black
when ya get right down to it... but, that said, he is the very first
African-American to head up a major-party ticket in election his-
tory, and he has a real chance to become the first African-Amer-
ican US President. don't think he can't do it, either, 'cause he's already
beaten the most powerful Democrats, in the Clintorises. oh, yeah-
-now, all he has to to is whup up on head-case ex-POW and Bush
cronie John McCain. I'm thinkin' he'll win, too... what with the eco-
nomy completely fucked because of George W. Fucktard and his
train-wreck Republican Big-Business-serving administration. I
hope that guy dies from Testicular Cancer. yup. I'm not gonna
harp on that, though, not this week. this week, we're gonna have
a Big Blog look at this Obama guy. he needs some scrutiny, ya
know it? I mean, just look at that top image, there. sure, he may
turn out to be the coolest president ever... but what's with the
NunChuks? oh, man. grab a snack. we're goin' for a little scroll...
it's true, the Primaries for the Democrats for this election
have been a little nutty. like, "Driving Miss Hillary" nutty...
... but, in the end, old boy, here, won out.
boys and girls, can you say, "Ladies' Man"?
here's Barack explaing that size doesn't matter...
... but old Hillary, here, begs to differ, as she demon-
strates in this photograph, showing Bigger is indeed Better...
here's Barack practicing for a Presidential press conference.
he needs to wipe that shit-eating grin off his face, though...
... that said, he is a popular guy on Capital Hill. life of the party,
so to speak. here he is doing the old pull-my-finger trickster...
... Hillary likes the old shot-of-whiskey trickster.
I think this may have hurt her election chances...
... but, not old boy, here. I'm tellin' ya, this guy can really
hold his liquor. check him out here, getting shit-faced...
... true, some people gave Hillary a bad image...
... while Obama gave himself an All-American image.
oh, yeah. you go, Tex...
... hell, he'd even have you believe he's some kind of Superman...
... while at the same time, convince you that
Hillary Clintoris is nothing but a Witch...
... here he is, posing with his Heisman Trophy.
or, maybe it's OJ Simpson's Heisman Trophy...
... the boy's got game, too. oh, yeah... hey,
who says that (1/2) White Men Can't Jump?
ya know, you can take the boy out of the 'Hood, but
you just can't take the 'Hood out of the boy, no siree...
... in fact, some people believe the only reason that he's even
running is so he can maybe get himself some white women...
... oh, yeah... I guess that settles it...
... at least he won't have to worry about old Rudy
tryin' to shove him in front of an oncoming train...
... but, he does have some bad habits he needs
to worry about. like, smoking, for instance...
... or, going to a Luau with a known terrorist...
... hey, at least he doesn't eat babies like old girl, here...
... speaking of eating, it's no wonder Clintoris lost.
Obama keeps popping up all over for breakfast...
... and those Pancakes sure are funny, huh, Barack?
wow. campers, can you say, "Nom-Nom-Nominee"?
... oh, yeah. that's the way to say it...
here's old boy, spittin' up some Pizza. geez. how Presidential...
... unlike old Hillary. here's a video that Hammer found...
... one thing he'd better worry about is
the Latino Vote this November. oh, my...
... wow. I guess maybe he's qualified after all. God help us...
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
OSAMA OBAMA
... and, we're off. yup. ego-trip psycho-queen Hillary Clintoris
has officially thrown in the towel, and has officially endorsed...
... Osama Obama. you bet. he's charismatic, he's articulate, he's
idealisitic, he's well-spoken, and he's... black. well, he's 1/2 black
when ya get right down to it... but, that said, he is the very first
African-American to head up a major-party ticket in election his-
tory, and he has a real chance to become the first African-Amer-
ican US President. don't think he can't do it, either, 'cause he's already
beaten the most powerful Democrats, in the Clintorises. oh, yeah-
-now, all he has to to is whup up on head-case ex-POW and Bush
cronie John McCain. I'm thinkin' he'll win, too... what with the eco-
nomy completely fucked because of George W. Fucktard and his
train-wreck Republican Big-Business-serving administration. I
hope that guy dies from Testicular Cancer. yup. I'm not gonna
harp on that, though, not this week. this week, we're gonna have
a Big Blog look at this Obama guy. he needs some scrutiny, ya
know it? I mean, just look at that top image, there. sure, he may
turn out to be the coolest president ever... but what's with the
NunChuks? oh, man. grab a snack. we're goin' for a little scroll...
it's true, the Primaries for the Democrats for this election
have been a little nutty. like, "Driving Miss Hillary" nutty...
... but, in the end, old boy, here, won out.
boys and girls, can you say, "Ladies' Man"?
here's Barack explaing that size doesn't matter...
... but old Hillary, here, begs to differ, as she demon-
strates in this photograph, showing Bigger is indeed Better...
here's Barack practicing for a Presidential press conference.
he needs to wipe that shit-eating grin off his face, though...
... that said, he is a popular guy on Capital Hill. life of the party,
so to speak. here he is doing the old pull-my-finger trickster...
... Hillary likes the old shot-of-whiskey trickster.
I think this may have hurt her election chances...
... but, not old boy, here. I'm tellin' ya, this guy can really
hold his liquor. check him out here, getting shit-faced...
... true, some people gave Hillary a bad image...
... while Obama gave himself an All-American image.
oh, yeah. you go, Tex...
... hell, he'd even have you believe he's some kind of Superman...
... while at the same time, convince you that
Hillary Clintoris is nothing but a Witch...
... here he is, posing with his Heisman Trophy.
or, maybe it's OJ Simpson's Heisman Trophy...
... the boy's got game, too. oh, yeah... hey,
who says that (1/2) White Men Can't Jump?
ya know, you can take the boy out of the 'Hood, but
you just can't take the 'Hood out of the boy, no siree...
... in fact, some people believe the only reason that he's even
running is so he can maybe get himself some white women...
... oh, yeah... I guess that settles it...
... at least he won't have to worry about old Rudy
tryin' to shove him in front of an oncoming train...
... but, he does have some bad habits he needs
to worry about. like, smoking, for instance...
... or, going to a Luau with a known terrorist...
... hey, at least he doesn't eat babies like old girl, here...
... speaking of eating, it's no wonder Clintoris lost.
Obama keeps popping up all over for breakfast...
... and those Pancakes sure are funny, huh, Barack?
wow. campers, can you say, "Nom-Nom-Nominee"?
... oh, yeah. that's the way to say it...
here's old boy, spittin' up some Pizza. geez. how Presidential...
... unlike old Hillary. here's a video that Hammer found...
... one thing he'd better worry about is
the Latino Vote this November. oh, my...
... wow. I guess maybe he's qualified after all. God help us...
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
OSAMA OBAMA
... and, we're off. yup. ego-trip psycho-queen Hillary Clintoris
has officially thrown in the towel, and has officially endorsed...
... Osama Obama. you bet. he's charismatic, he's articulate, he's
idealisitic, he's well-spoken, and he's... black. well, he's 1/2 black
when ya get right down to it... but, that said, he is the very first
African-American to head up a major-party ticket in election his-
tory, and he has a real chance to become the first African-Amer-
ican US President. don't think he can't do it, either, 'cause he's already
beaten the most powerful Democrats, in the Clintorises. oh, yeah-
-now, all he has to to is whup up on head-case ex-POW and Bush
cronie John McCain. I'm thinkin' he'll win, too... what with the eco-
nomy completely fucked because of George W. Fucktard and his
train-wreck Republican Big-Business-serving administration. I
hope that guy dies from Testicular Cancer. yup. I'm not gonna
harp on that, though, not this week. this week, we're gonna have
a Big Blog look at this Obama guy. he needs some scrutiny, ya
know it? I mean, just look at that top image, there. sure, he may
turn out to be the coolest president ever... but what's with the
NunChuks? oh, man. grab a snack. we're goin' for a little scroll...
it's true, the Primaries for the Democrats for this election
have been a little nutty. like, "Driving Miss Hillary" nutty...
... but, in the end, old boy, here, won out.
boys and girls, can you say, "Ladies' Man"?
here's Barack explaing that size doesn't matter...
... but old Hillary, here, begs to differ, as she demon-
strates in this photograph, showing Bigger is indeed Better...
here's Barack practicing for a Presidential press conference.
he needs to wipe that shit-eating grin off his face, though...
... that said, he is a popular guy on Capital Hill. life of the party,
so to speak. here he is doing the old pull-my-finger trickster...
... Hillary likes the old shot-of-whiskey trickster.
I think this may have hurt her election chances...
... but, not old boy, here. I'm tellin' ya, this guy can really
hold his liquor. check him out here, getting shit-faced...
... true, some people gave Hillary a bad image...
... while Obama gave himself an All-American image.
oh, yeah. you go, Tex...
... hell, he'd even have you believe he's some kind of Superman...
... while at the same time, convince you that
Hillary Clintoris is nothing but a Witch...
... here he is, posing with his Heisman Trophy.
or, maybe it's OJ Simpson's Heisman Trophy...
... the boy's got game, too. oh, yeah... hey,
who says that (1/2) White Men Can't Jump?
ya know, you can take the boy out of the 'Hood, but
you just can't take the 'Hood out of the boy, no siree...
... in fact, some people believe the only reason that he's even
running is so he can maybe get himself some white women...
... oh, yeah... I guess that settles it...
... at least he won't have to worry about old Rudy
tryin' to shove him in front of an oncoming train...
... but, he does have some bad habits he needs
to worry about. like, smoking, for instance...
... or, going to a Luau with a known terrorist...
... hey, at least he doesn't eat babies like old girl, here...
... speaking of eating, it's no wonder Clintoris lost.
Obama keeps popping up all over for breakfast...
... and those Pancakes sure are funny, huh, Barack?
wow. campers, can you say, "Nom-Nom-Nominee"?
... oh, yeah. that's the way to say it...
here's old boy, spittin' up some Pizza. geez. how Presidential...
... unlike old Hillary. here's a video that Hammer found...
... one thing he'd better worry about is
the Latino Vote this November. oh, my...
... wow. I guess maybe he's qualified after all. God help us...
see ya next week...
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