HEY THERE BARBIE GIRL

DRUNKEN WHORE BARBIE PLAY SET
aaaaah, who doesn't love Barbie? yup. old girl's been around for
a long time, and it seems that people still can't get enough of her,
ya know it? oh, yeah. well, to answer that question, there, well...
... appearantly, there's a lot of peeps out there who can't stand
this classic icon of youth, judging by the collection of images I've
managed to assemble for this week's Big Blog. now, don't get too
upset when ya scroll down, huh? I'm just the messenger, so to
speak. oh, get the kids out of the room before ya go too much
further. they'll probably want you to buy 'em some of this here
stuff, so, that's for your own protection. yup. okay, are they all
gone? excellant. scroll on down, and have a sphincterriffic Sunday...























I think we all remember what kind of girl she was in college...
























... Frat House Boy Toy, if'n ya know what I mean...
























... but it didn't stop there, no sir. soon, she was
pole dancing at a local "Gentlemens' Club"...
























... and it didn't take her long to get promoted to Lap Dancer...
























... after a while, she took the show on the road. here
she is making a house call as Dominatrix Barbie...
























... after that, she went for the Silver Screen. yup. Porn Star Barbie.

























then, something suddenly went wrong... she woke up
feeling funny one day. meet Morning Sickness Barbie.
























yeah, she was pregnant, all right. so, she
started slummin' around in the projects...
























... after pumping out 6 or 8 puppies, she started goin' for the
express delivery, so to speak. mmm-hmmm. C-Section Barbie...























...eventually, she landed in the deep south, where she
came to be known as White Trash Trailer Queen Barbie...
























... but, that only led to trouble between her and Ken.
old boy, there, turned her into Spousal Abuse Barbie...
























... she tried to get away, but old Kenny cut her brake lines.
luckily, she barely survived this near-fatal car accident...
























... too bad, though, while she was recovering in the hospital, they
discovered she had the Cancer. say hello to Chemotherapy Barbie.
























after she beat the Cancer, old girl took a world cruise.
yup. here she is, being abducted at gunpoint in Iraq...
























... they dressed her up like a GI, ya know. oh, yeah...
... POW Barbie. it doesn't get any better than this...
























... except for the brainwashing part. this
year's hot new toy? Suicide Bomber Barbie.























they stopped her in time, though. they're not
sure what sentence the judge will hand down,
however. first, there's Death Row Barbie...
























... then, there's Eaten Alive By Fire Ants Barbie...
























... and, the ever-popular, Auschwitz Death Camp Barbie.
oh, man. hurts just lookin' at it, ya know it? oy, vey...



see ya next week...

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