THE HOMO DEPOT

GAY IS AS GAY DOES, I GUESS...
... well. rub-a-dub-dub, mother fucker! wow. where to start
on this one, huh? fact is, there's queers throughout society
these days. the bastards don't even bother hidin' out in the
old closet anymore, they're just... well, they're just there, so
to speak. not that I have anything against 'em, mind you. hey,
I myself am a Lesbian trapped in a man's body, ya know it?
the only thing that gets me, really, is when they try to push
the Gay-ness onto others. lookit, if'n y'all wanna ride the old
baloney pony in your free time, whatever. I just don't wanna
hear about how ya got yer butt plugged last night. y'all just
keep that shit amongst yourselves. I went to school with a
guy who woke up one day, sayin' to himself, "say, I've got an
idea... ". turns out the idea was to start bein' a pole-smoker...
... not that there's anything wrong with that... but... butt...
... butt, just for arguements' sake, we'll call this guy, "Kenny".
yup. so, whenever ya hear me talk about someone "turnin'
Kenny"... well, now ya know what I mean. that said, we stayed
in touch with old boy, there... that is until he wouldn't stop
jibber-jabberin' about his sex life. now, he's AWOL. whatever.
oh, and the "butt" of our jokes (arrrrrrrgghhhh). this week,
let's take a look at these... guys(?)... ummmm... ummmm...












Homosexuality is just rampant in the military, ya know it?
oh, yeah. 'specially in the old Navy, boyo. give 'im a hand...












... turns out some cops are gay, too. real gay...












... but, not as gay as the King. God, this is SO fucked up...










... see? what a homo...











... now, gays are notoriously good cooks, too... as is evidenced
by this here birthday cake. well, maybe it's not his birthday...












... maybe he just wanted to pull a rabbit out of his ass...
... or a gerbil...












... and, when he's done pullin'... just spit it out. homo.












this is just plain sick and wrong.












ah, fag-fashion. yup. old boy wants to get lei-ed,
I guess, by the looks of this luau leisure suit...












... oh, they like leather, too. just ask these two...












... oh, you fuckin' blatant homo... god, my EYES...












... watch out for this prankster at costume parties and stuff.
old boy, here, likes to hide in the bathroom and surprise ya.












oh, yeah. a sane look at it all.












check out handsome and handless. just plain evil, these two...












... but not nearly as evil as these two. Merry X-Mas, fags...












... very, very gay. as queer as it gets, this image...












... even more queer than this box of Pork Faggots...












... check out this gay robot video.












don't take food from 'em, either. you don't know
where that fruit's been. well, okay, maybe you do...












... and if you don't... well, just pray that it stays that way...













... 'cause knowledge is a very, very, dangerous thing. yup.













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