BROCK O'BAMA

WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE...
... and, that's what I thought his name was, the first time I heard it
on the idiot box. yup. sounded kinda Irish to me; turns out... well, it
turns out he's maybe only part Irish. yeah, that's it. on his Mother's
side, that's the ticket. anyway, I wanted to find out more about this
guy, what with him bein' Democratic Nominee for President and all.
now, as of today, he's still a bit ahead in the Polls... but, that may not
hold up. see, he's capable of havin' a balanced party ticket, as the top
photo reveals... but, no. he had to go and invite some guy to be his
running mate, by the name of Joe Bite-Me. just who the Hell IS this
Bite-Me character? for that matter, who the Hell is O'Bama? well, I
had to know, so I did a little research. turns out, this character is a
character actor from way back, and I got the dirt on him now. yup.
what a great way to end a week's worth of a Smear Campaign...
...come on. suppose we scroll on down and get a little filthy, shall we?












it all started in silent films. here's a publicity shot
from the 1920's. turns out, he never played Abe
Fucking Lincoln. he also didn't free the slaves,
so, don't let him Bullshit ya on that one...












... but, he did play the Cowardly Lion
in The Wizard of Oz... that is, until they
figured out he that was half black...












... Vaudeville was a bit better to him, though. he actually was
one of the Three Stooges for 2 short film featurettes before
his checkered past ~and Moe Howard~ ... caught up with him.












when Rock and Roll got big, he tossed his hat in the
ring; but, wouldn't ya know it, the guy couldn't sing...












... shortly afterwards, he tried his hand at being an
Impersonator. that's right, meet John F. O'Bama...
... lone gunman, my ass~ there was a whole squad
after him. needless to say, that gig didn't hold water...












... but, it did hold it's liquor, as you can tell from this
Ba-Rat Pack photo from the 1960's. wow. what a sad
bunch of cheap and sleazy whores, those drunken guys.












in the 1970's, he tried out for a role in a movie called
"Star Wars". they gave the job to Alec Guiness, though...












... and, when he tried to get back in as a 'Droid,
they had security escort him to the front gate...












... then, there was the failed audition for the hit
TV show about the ghetto, "Who's Your Momma?"












he did manage to be a successful model for some toy
manufacturers, however. yup. "Tickle Me O'Bama".












then, one day in Metropolis, he got a Super idea...












... he could just buddy up to all the Democrats,
and become a Politician; and, at first, it was ok...












... but, then, he lost his cool, and he Bitch-Slapped Hillary...











... after which, he got his own Posse, including a batch
of Ho's, and the Phat and Nefarious, "Sekret Servizz"...












... and, when he started to climb the old Political Career
Ladder, well, he came to find out that he was qualified...












... trouble is, now he thinks he's Jesus H. Christ...












... I gotta tell ya, though, he's sure got that whole
walking-on-water trickster down pat, ya know it?












now, if only he could lose that Religious Baggage he's
been totin' around with him for years and years...












... otherwise, we just may be fucked again. God help us...



watch out, I gotta go hurl...

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