THE WHEELS OF MISFORTUNE
HIRE THE HANDICAPPED...
... or, not. ya might end up with someone like this schmuck-o-la. yup.
now, Speds, Tards and Cripples don't like to be singled out for their
handicaps, ya know it? well, they're not gonna get any special treat-
ment here today, no-siree. this week, we're gonna take a closer look at
wheelchairs. aw, come on~ ya know ya wanna... why, I bet there's not
a single person reading this who didn't have a wheelchair race as a kid-
or at least wanted to. you bet. sure, it's pathetic when someone's stuck
in one permanently due to injury or disease... but, the Elderly? well, it's
just plain funny. Tards? fucking hilarious... but, then again, that's how
we roll here at unbalanced. ahem. so, come on... grab yourself a pair of
padded fingerless gloves, a blanket for your lap, and a big old honkin' can
of WD-40... and scroll -er- -um- roll on down. watch out for the bumps...
now, ya gotta love this warning sign, which seems to be
crying out, "Wheelchair attempts end in certain Doom"...
... but, old boy, here, has seen the writing on the
wall, and has turned back from the Bridge of Death...
... Granny Flash, however, didn't get that memo. she
ignored a warning sign, and now she's fucked. oh, my.
say? is that a Rascal™?
I love this one. this fucking douchebag got speared by
a truck. no, hold on... the truckster got speared by him.
ahh, now the new motorized, modern wheelchairs are truly a
magnificent asset to have. yup. they're good for lawn work...
... and, they'll get ya in and out of the local drive-thru, too.
you can get 'em all souped up, too, just like this little number...
... but, whatever ya do, try not to be an ass and
drink and drive. alcohol slows reflexes, ya know...
... but, then again, that's why it's so important to practice
up on games like this "Stephen Hawking Pro Wheelchair 2".
hey, the handicapped are here to stay, too, ya know it? just check out
this photo I took from a blueprint at work. even the architect knows ya
gotta make some accomodations for those poor, wretched bastards...
... like this special wheelchair toilet. huzzah! get a grip, Dude...
... or, not. me, I like this wheelchair with the Shtein-Hole
built right in. oh, yeah. now, that's what I'm talkin' about.
gee, lady, I think I've got a valid arguement
here, 'cause ya know what? it IS fuckin' funny...
... and, so is this Wheelchair Cripple Barbie.
this is one priceless fuckin' Gem, I'll tell ya.
I haven't seen this episode yet... but I'm sure
it's going to be sick and wrong on every level.
boyo, wheelchairs are great for sports, too, I gotta say. yup.
in my opinion, ya can't possibly have any more fun with a batch
of Tards, than to get 'em involved in a game using motor skills...
... and, they just love to race, too. that, and dig and scratch.
even these two are gettin' in on the fun. one thing, though... just
think about this the next time ya wanna order some Frog Legs...
... that's right, the Sky's the limit in a wheelchair... as long
as you have the courage, patience and persistence to learn.
that, and you're probabaly gonna need a shitload of drugs, too. yup.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
HIRE THE HANDICAPPED...
... or, not. ya might end up with someone like this schmuck-o-la. yup.
now, Speds, Tards and Cripples don't like to be singled out for their
handicaps, ya know it? well, they're not gonna get any special treat-
ment here today, no-siree. this week, we're gonna take a closer look at
wheelchairs. aw, come on~ ya know ya wanna... why, I bet there's not
a single person reading this who didn't have a wheelchair race as a kid-
or at least wanted to. you bet. sure, it's pathetic when someone's stuck
in one permanently due to injury or disease... but, the Elderly? well, it's
just plain funny. Tards? fucking hilarious... but, then again, that's how
we roll here at unbalanced. ahem. so, come on... grab yourself a pair of
padded fingerless gloves, a blanket for your lap, and a big old honkin' can
of WD-40... and scroll -er- -um- roll on down. watch out for the bumps...
now, ya gotta love this warning sign, which seems to be
crying out, "Wheelchair attempts end in certain Doom"...
... but, old boy, here, has seen the writing on the
wall, and has turned back from the Bridge of Death...
... Granny Flash, however, didn't get that memo. she
ignored a warning sign, and now she's fucked. oh, my.
say? is that a Rascal™?
I love this one. this fucking douchebag got speared by
a truck. no, hold on... the truckster got speared by him.
ahh, now the new motorized, modern wheelchairs are truly a
magnificent asset to have. yup. they're good for lawn work...
... and, they'll get ya in and out of the local drive-thru, too.
you can get 'em all souped up, too, just like this little number...
... but, whatever ya do, try not to be an ass and
drink and drive. alcohol slows reflexes, ya know...
... but, then again, that's why it's so important to practice
up on games like this "Stephen Hawking Pro Wheelchair 2".
hey, the handicapped are here to stay, too, ya know it? just check out
this photo I took from a blueprint at work. even the architect knows ya
gotta make some accomodations for those poor, wretched bastards...
... like this special wheelchair toilet. huzzah! get a grip, Dude...
... or, not. me, I like this wheelchair with the Shtein-Hole
built right in. oh, yeah. now, that's what I'm talkin' about.
gee, lady, I think I've got a valid arguement
here, 'cause ya know what? it IS fuckin' funny...
... and, so is this Wheelchair Cripple Barbie.
this is one priceless fuckin' Gem, I'll tell ya.
I haven't seen this episode yet... but I'm sure
it's going to be sick and wrong on every level.
boyo, wheelchairs are great for sports, too, I gotta say. yup.
in my opinion, ya can't possibly have any more fun with a batch
of Tards, than to get 'em involved in a game using motor skills...
... and, they just love to race, too. that, and dig and scratch.
even these two are gettin' in on the fun. one thing, though... just
think about this the next time ya wanna order some Frog Legs...
... that's right, the Sky's the limit in a wheelchair... as long
as you have the courage, patience and persistence to learn.
that, and you're probabaly gonna need a shitload of drugs, too. yup.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
HIRE THE HANDICAPPED...
... or, not. ya might end up with someone like this schmuck-o-la. yup.
now, Speds, Tards and Cripples don't like to be singled out for their
handicaps, ya know it? well, they're not gonna get any special treat-
ment here today, no-siree. this week, we're gonna take a closer look at
wheelchairs. aw, come on~ ya know ya wanna... why, I bet there's not
a single person reading this who didn't have a wheelchair race as a kid-
or at least wanted to. you bet. sure, it's pathetic when someone's stuck
in one permanently due to injury or disease... but, the Elderly? well, it's
just plain funny. Tards? fucking hilarious... but, then again, that's how
we roll here at unbalanced. ahem. so, come on... grab yourself a pair of
padded fingerless gloves, a blanket for your lap, and a big old honkin' can
of WD-40... and
now, ya gotta love this warning sign, which seems to be
crying out, "Wheelchair attempts end in certain Doom"...
... but, old boy, here, has seen the writing on the
wall, and has turned back from the Bridge of Death...
... Granny Flash, however, didn't get that memo. she
ignored a warning sign, and now she's fucked. oh, my.
say? is that a Rascal™?
I love this one. this fucking douchebag got speared by
a truck. no, hold on... the truckster got speared by him.
ahh, now the new motorized, modern wheelchairs are truly a
magnificent asset to have. yup. they're good for lawn work...
... and, they'll get ya in and out of the local drive-thru, too.
you can get 'em all souped up, too, just like this little number...
... but, whatever ya do, try not to be an ass and
drink and drive. alcohol slows reflexes, ya know...
... but, then again, that's why it's so important to practice
up on games like this "Stephen Hawking Pro Wheelchair 2".
hey, the handicapped are here to stay, too, ya know it? just check out
this photo I took from a blueprint at work. even the architect knows ya
gotta make some accomodations for those poor, wretched bastards...
... like this special wheelchair toilet. huzzah! get a grip, Dude...
... or, not. me, I like this wheelchair with the Shtein-Hole
built right in. oh, yeah. now, that's what I'm talkin' about.
gee, lady, I think I've got a valid arguement
here, 'cause ya know what? it IS fuckin' funny...
... and, so is this Wheelchair Cripple Barbie.
this is one priceless fuckin' Gem, I'll tell ya.
I haven't seen this episode yet... but I'm sure
it's going to be sick and wrong on every level.
boyo, wheelchairs are great for sports, too, I gotta say. yup.
in my opinion, ya can't possibly have any more fun with a batch
of Tards, than to get 'em involved in a game using motor skills...
... and, they just love to race, too. that, and dig and scratch.
even these two are gettin' in on the fun. one thing, though... just
think about this the next time ya wanna order some Frog Legs...
... that's right, the Sky's the limit in a wheelchair... as long
as you have the courage, patience and persistence to learn.
that, and you're probabaly gonna need a shitload of drugs, too. yup.
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
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1 Comments:
Sick, politically incorrect bastard! Next thing I know, you'll be pokin' fun at Saint Sarah.... I must go say a prayer for your shteiny soul, my son....
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