JUST PLAIN WRONG

AND ON SO MANY LEVELS...
... it's true. ya know, we don't live in a world where all is in
black and white... or, where everything is fair, either. there's
times and circumstances when ya take a look around, and ya
just gotta say, "Ya know, that ain't right...". yup. sorta like that
image up there at the top. far and away, the worst possible choice
for a corporate logo, ya know it? I mean, it's horrible. they put the
damned thing up there twice, to boot. one would hope that this is
not a case of truth in advertising, huh? boyo, they'd better have
a Primo fucking playground out back to make up for this gaffe...
... that said, we're gonna take a look at some of this stuff here at
the Big Blog. what a world. I think it's time we take a little scroll
and find out just what this place is about. so, come on~ grab your-
self a shoehorn and a fist-ful of Vaseline... and scroll on down...












... Oh. My. Fucking. God. time to call the authorities...












... of course, they might not be able to do anything to help.
not when old JC, here, is tryin' to pull the old "Switcheroo"...












... but, maybe he ain't all bad. I mean, he
did make this nice catch down in Brazil...












... but, sometimes, power corrupts even the best of us...
























... what I mean is, he should have stuck with the old "Water to
Wine" trickster.... these Hooters Girls wouldn't show their tits...












... and, now, not only are they ugly, but they lost all their skills, too...












... well, except for their shopping skills. this Ass Bubble Machine
oughtta make up for their new lack of parenting techniques. yup.
way to go, ladies... er, uh.... men... guys... dudes... aw, fuck it...












... I gotta take that back. they can't shop for shit anymore.
holy crap, no wonder old Elmo committed suicide. this gem
of a toy came out just in time for Christmas, too. can anybody
say, "Black Friday"? this is truly fucked up. poor poor Elmo...












... but, I'll tell ya one thing~ don't ever piss off a Muppet...
























... but, then, again, it's better to get pissed off than pissed on,
I always say. yup. looks like old boy, here don't like Kansas...












... speakin' of Kansas, check out the Big Boy in
Turkville... makes ya wonder just what type of
establishment the place is with smut like that...












... oh, I get it now. it's the type of establishment that caters to
Illegal Aliens. they'll probably bring on the Cock-Fighting and
the Tijuana Donkey Show next. talk about anything for money...












... and, here come the bartenders. what a couple of Mopes.












sometimes, goin' to the movies is a good escape.
that is, unless you're tryin' to escape something
that's just plain sick and wrong on every level...
























... this is just lovely. that said, I'd like to point out
at this time that Jesus was, indeed, a Jew. oy, vey...
... maybe the movies ain't such a hot idea after all...












... I mean, the cinema sits right next
door to the Air Force recruiting office...












... which is next to the Navy recruiting office. Go, Navy...












... fuck it. I guess that in the end, Boys
will be Girls, and Girls will be Boys...












... and the Thinning of the Herd will just continue to occur
due to a little something we like to call, "Natural Selection".
oh, the stupidity of Fucktards...
yup.


have a great Sunday, y'all.
see ya next week...

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