MOVING PICTURES
HOME IS WHERE THE HEART FART IS
ya know, that's true. yup. that said, it's good to be back. oh, my.
the Hellacious Move is finally over... although I do have a metric
fuckload of stuff yet to unpack and put up. at least my internets
are back on~ slow, though they may be, at least it ain't ShitCast
this time. I hate those fucks. now, moving is a tough bit of busi-
ness, too. this one was especially difficult. out of state (only about
50 miles, really), and third floor to third floor, which is really bad,
but a doctor has to have happiness and the privacy to live a full
life (see top photo). I did manage to pick up a few tricks along the
way, this time, though. I wanna share 'em with ya today. come on.
snag yourself a big old box of road food... and, scroll on down...
the first thing ya need is boxes. lot's of 'em, at that. pass up
all the shitty ones here, though, and hit the grossery stores.
sometimes, you get boxes from dumpsters. along with semi-
used food, other peoples' furniture and abandoned babies.
it's always a good idea to hire a mover if you can afford it...
... if you can't, maybe rent a small truck. always helpful...
... and, always full of good suggestions, too. here, kitty.
if you can't rent, borrow somebody's old pick up truck...
... otherwise, it's time to load up the car.
road food is very important if it's a long trip or a bunch of
short trips. Mammoth Chunks make terrific road food...
... but, they're hard to find. keep some mock food handy...
... or, you could spend a fortune on fast food like this chicken...
... and, it's good to keep a Sausage Kit close by, too.
so, while I was gone, a lot happened. yup. Osama
Obama was elected the 44th President of the US...
... old girl, here, might be our new Secretary of State...
... Slutty Sarah was sent packing back to Alaska...
... and, poor old John McCain will just have to find
something else to do until his fucking gland explodes.
there was supposed to be a new video here, but
the new internets are too slow to upload the file.
too bad for them, I'm not under contract...
... yup. I guess this is to be continued...
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
HOME IS WHERE THE HEART FART IS
ya know, that's true. yup. that said, it's good to be back. oh, my.
the Hellacious Move is finally over... although I do have a metric
fuckload of stuff yet to unpack and put up. at least my internets
are back on~ slow, though they may be, at least it ain't ShitCast
this time. I hate those fucks. now, moving is a tough bit of busi-
ness, too. this one was especially difficult. out of state (only about
50 miles, really), and third floor to third floor, which is really bad,
but a doctor has to have happiness and the privacy to live a full
life (see top photo). I did manage to pick up a few tricks along the
way, this time, though. I wanna share 'em with ya today. come on.
snag yourself a big old box of road food... and, scroll on down...
the first thing ya need is boxes. lot's of 'em, at that. pass up
all the shitty ones here, though, and hit the grossery stores.
sometimes, you get boxes from dumpsters. along with semi-
used food, other peoples' furniture and abandoned babies.
it's always a good idea to hire a mover if you can afford it...
... if you can't, maybe rent a small truck. always helpful...
... and, always full of good suggestions, too. here, kitty.
if you can't rent, borrow somebody's old pick up truck...
... otherwise, it's time to load up the car.
road food is very important if it's a long trip or a bunch of
short trips. Mammoth Chunks make terrific road food...
... but, they're hard to find. keep some mock food handy...
... or, you could spend a fortune on fast food like this chicken...
... and, it's good to keep a Sausage Kit close by, too.
so, while I was gone, a lot happened. yup. Osama
Obama was elected the 44th President of the US...
... old girl, here, might be our new Secretary of State...
... Slutty Sarah was sent packing back to Alaska...
... and, poor old John McCain will just have to find
something else to do until his fucking gland explodes.
there was supposed to be a new video here, but
the new internets are too slow to upload the file.
too bad for them, I'm not under contract...
... yup. I guess this is to be continued...
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
HOME IS WHERE THE
ya know, that's true. yup. that said, it's good to be back. oh, my.
the Hellacious Move is finally over... although I do have a metric
fuckload of stuff yet to unpack and put up. at least my internets
are back on~ slow, though they may be, at least it ain't ShitCast
this time. I hate those fucks. now, moving is a tough bit of busi-
ness, too. this one was especially difficult. out of state (only about
50 miles, really), and third floor to third floor, which is really bad,
but a doctor has to have happiness and the privacy to live a full
life (see top photo). I did manage to pick up a few tricks along the
way, this time, though. I wanna share 'em with ya today. come on.
snag yourself a big old box of road food... and, scroll on down...
the first thing ya need is boxes. lot's of 'em, at that. pass up
all the shitty ones here, though, and hit the grossery stores.
sometimes, you get boxes from dumpsters. along with semi-
used food, other peoples' furniture and abandoned babies.
it's always a good idea to hire a mover if you can afford it...
... if you can't, maybe rent a small truck. always helpful...
... and, always full of good suggestions, too. here, kitty.
if you can't rent, borrow somebody's old pick up truck...
... otherwise, it's time to load up the car.
road food is very important if it's a long trip or a bunch of
short trips. Mammoth Chunks make terrific road food...
... but, they're hard to find. keep some mock food handy...
... or, you could spend a fortune on fast food like this chicken...
... and, it's good to keep a Sausage Kit close by, too.
so, while I was gone, a lot happened. yup. Osama
Obama was elected the 44th President of the US...
... old girl, here, might be our new Secretary of State...
... Slutty Sarah was sent packing back to Alaska...
... and, poor old John McCain will just have to find
something else to do until his fucking gland explodes.
there was supposed to be a new video here, but
the new internets are too slow to upload the file.
too bad for them, I'm not under contract...
... yup. I guess this is to be continued...
see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
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