SUPERMAN

FEELING HIS STEEL
faster than a speeding bullshit... more powerful than a loco
motive... able to heap tall buildings in a single pile... yup. old
Superman's been around for a while, ya know it? been por-
trayed by lots of guys, and some of them weren't even gay.
not that there's anything wrong with that. he's well-loved, all
over the world, too. I've been savin' up some goofy images &
graphics of old boy, here... like that Shteinerrific comic book
cover up top, there. soooo many sick implications in that one.
'course, ya gotta pretty much figure he's gay~I mean, he wears
tights and all... that, and he probably likes "Y.M.C.A." by the
Village People. besides, alter-ego Clark Kent was obviously a
flaming fuckin' homo. even with all that said, people still love
him, and I don't even know why. one thing, though... if'n they
didn't, I wouldn't have a post today. hey, grab a big handful of
Kryptonite, already, we're gonna take a Sunday Big Blog look
at the Man of Steel. come on~ let's go for a little scroll, shall we?












kids just love him. matter of fact, the town
of Metropolis, Illinois loves him, too. that's
why they built this ridiculously huge statue...












... and, dogs love him. oh, wait, maybe not...












... and, this guy wants to be him. check out that look he's
gettin' from old girl, there... who probably oughtta keep
her mouth shut, 'cause she sells Fish Kebobs. disgusting.












he's popular in Asia, too. yup. welcome to fucking Laos...












... and, he's even made a name for himself behind the old
Iron Curtain. look... up in the sky... this numb-nuts has got
the wrong fucking color boots on. god-damned Russkis...












... here we are in Israel, where he became popular fighting
Arab terrorists and suicide bombers and the like. Oy, Vey...












... ahhh, back in Metropolis... where Osama Obama is puttin' on
a Super Pose, after conducting such a Super Election Campaign...












... Hell, he's even well liked in Harlem. click to enrage...













... this fucking Dwarf half likes him. the
other half of him wants to be a clown...













... oh, yeah. even in the Animal Kingdom.












hey, what the fuck? this guy's not even supposed to be here...












... oh, but old girl, here, is. Supergirl, eh?












I think that in the end, the whole thing is over-
inflated... I mean that I think he's a big phoney...












... 'cause, after all, old Super Heroes never die...












... they just get old and fat...












... and in the end, the wind up not so Super at all.












Christopher Reeve would be rolling over in his grave.
that is, if he wasn't a Pig-Fucker and all that...
...oh, yeah... Driving Miss Piggy, ya know it? yup.












it's true. Tards love him, too. hope you have a great Sunday.




see ya next week...

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