REPEAT POST: ON THE BELTWAY

LESS THAN A CAPITAL IDEA...
... in fact, it's downright shitty. yup. most of you who read this
pointless drivel on a regular basis already know that I currently
live and work in the Baltimore-Washington area. I actually have
to commute on the Capital Beltway to and from work... a shaky
proposition at best. see, the Feds have only allowed the building
of two (2) main bridges across the Potomac River... assumably,
for defense purposes. thing is, with the millions of peeps working
in and around DC, this only creates a bottleneck effect at water's
edge, every rush hour. that said, at least there's a lot of fucked-
up shit to see, and on a fairly regular basis. now, I usually have
at least one camera with me at all times (see top image)... and,
I try to never miss a genuine photo-op, even if I'm on the road.
so, this week, I'd like to share some of those Kodak Fucking Mo-
ments, as well as some swell photos and graphics I happened to
run across on the internets. I'm happy to say that the click to en-
rage function is in full effect here... so, come on, campers... grab
that dipstick, get an oil change, and scroll on down for Road Rage!












it's a good idea to have a very reliable vehicle if you're gonna
get on the Beltway. maybe even one that's a little hopped-up...
























... but, it's a bad idea to use a cell phone whilst you drive.
you'll end up on one of these irritating warning signs...












... which would make you an Ass-Wipe. just like old boy, here.
























sometimes, ya see really weird shit. like this skinny truck...












... or, this Load 'O' Bees. click to enrage. scary, that was...
























... but, not as scary as this. when did wash-out and noted
child-boffer Michael Jackson move to DC to find work?












fuck. looks like he brought his old buddy, Bubbles, too. uggh.
























yeah, there's goofy shit here. check out this car from the
Motor Pool at the Russian Embassy. oh, them wacky Russians!












did I mention that Andrews Air Force Base is right on the
Beltway? yup. they keep Air Force One there, and stuff...
























... there is a lot of nutty stuff happening there, though...












... even so, they've gone and found a better way to commute...
























... yup. flying lets you avoid stuff
like this FuckTard Crossing...












... which nobody pays any attention to, anyway...
























... speaking of paying attention, this guy didn't.












then, there's the horror of gas prices. fuckers. they
say it'll be $5.00/gallon by the end of the year...
























... people are starting to experiment with additives...












... or, worse. this joker here just decided to drive off...
























... not that the Cops could do anything to stop him. this con-
stable had a little run-in with some Redskins fans, methinks...












... and, with no Cops, you can get away with murder...
... just get a load of that vicious wheel on this Semi...























... he caused this fire, ya know. nasty, them Teamsters...











... that reminds me... I think I'd just better watch my ass.











originally post on 5-18-08. stay safe out there...

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