HEAD GAMES

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...
... well, maybe a little, huh? happy Memorial Weekend,
everyone. you bet. bein' a Holiday and all, today, we're
gonna have a little look-see at some fun and harmless
images we've unearthed on the internets over the last
several months. said images, well, they pretty much all
just show that things are not always what they seem...
... now, take old boy up top, there. Albert Einshtein? uh,
look again. in fact, click to enrage, then stare at it for a
half a minute, then, start to move away from the screen.
big change, no? yes! now, this post isn't all about optical
illusions... more so, just a wee bit of fun stuff, along with
a tad or two of photo-fuckery. yup. hey, it's cook-outs
this weekend, ain't it? grab yourselves a bratworst, and
a paw-ful of chips and dip... and, hey~ scroll on down...












they play some fun Head Games in some other parts
of the world, ya know it? oh, my. pencil neck geeks...

























... and just check this out. OK, so, she's a dog.












yo, Mikey~ that is not, repeat, NOT Lorraine. bad idea...

























... as was the crack smoking that old girl, here, partook in.












Talking Head Game. I just haven't
figured out the rules yet, though...

























... but I know the rules to this game, a sick little
gem known only as "Booty Call". you bet, hey...
whoever can still breath at game's end wins...












... like this winner. nasty after-effects, though.

























check out Monkey Boy, here...
... or, is it Monkey Girl?












this old dude looks a little fuckered up to me...

























... but, if you have PhotoShop, you can pull off a stunt
like this one. oh, yeah... it's "The Old Switcheroo". yup.












"Give us your Wretched". wretched bastards, that is...

























my, my, my. well, what a surprise this is...












... but, my advice is that... hey, no matter what you see,
you should never jump from a plane unless it's broken.

























I have no explanation for this, but it's clearly a Head Game.












this Head Game, however, is just about to go South on
this poor schlepp. never, ever fuck with a Sea Serpent...

























... and, for that matter, use your gloves for
their intended purposes, and for that only...












... such as cleaning your toilet. oh, this looks really nasty.

























that said... sometimes ya just gotta Grin and Bear it. yup.












this is old boy, after he took the glove off his head. there, ya see?
hey, look, I told ya. intended purposes only. be careful out there...



see ya next week...

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