PORN MERCHANTS

THE TROUBLE WITH SMUT...
...is mostly with the people selling it~ no, not the guys at
the Dirty Book Store, there, in your neighborhood. no, I'm
talkin' about all the Filth Peddlers out there in Cyberspace.
yup. over the last several years, they've managed to create
a culture of instant sexual gratification via the internets...
... a culture of addiction from which some cannot escape.
now, take old boy, there, up top. the poor fuck is a real geek
who may never get a date~ and now look, he's been busted
by his Mom whilst doing the Horizontal Bop with his very
own latex concubine, which he purchased (say it with me)...
... ON LINE. yes-siree, they got him hook, line and sinker,
alright, and they did it not only with bandwidth, they did it
with innovation. distribution on the web has made it much
easier for not only professionals to generate pornography,
but also amateurs and (ahem) webmasters. so, along with
the new influx of talent, so to speak, the World of Porn has
also expanded in style and substance... that is, if'n ya think
that Milf-Pokers.com has any substance about it at all. my.
back in the day, porn was basically all about bad acting and
The Money Shot. it's still about The Money Shot, but now
it gets delivered in short free clips you can get without ever
leaving your computer... and, there are several disturbing
trends going on out there which we're going to take a little
look at today. oh, yeah. so, come on... grab some Milk Duds
and maybe a mop... and let's go for a little scroll, shall we?












one of the most compelling changes out there has been the
innovation of the Wide Load. used to be, all you needed was
muzzle velocity like Peter North. now, you need volume, too












some porn producers have employed the use of silly props.
like this gal, pretty much clad in condoms. we'll just forget
about the "after" shot here, but click on her for a close-up.












Midget Porn has cum up the ranks in a big way, ya know it?












this is a screenshot from a Lego-Porn site, done with stop-
frame animation. these guys are up to some real sick shit...












... but not this sick. yeah, I know Lois is hot-hot-hot, but
I mean, does she really have to do Meg with a strap-on?












then, there's this Dwarf-Bang. pretty bad when
even Walt Fucking Disney gets in on the action.

























of course, Clown-Porn has been around for a while... but this
clown takes it to a new level with the Balloon-Animal-Cock...












... and, then, well, here are his Sick Delta Buddies. that's
right... they have gone and invented the Clowney-Bang.












Nun-Porn. for the love of God, is nothing sacred?












wow. looks like old girl, here, is enjoying being eaten alive
by this Croc... I guess Bestiality is surviving, though. yup.












Skeleton-Porn is new and exiting. as a matter of fact, people
a just dying to watch this stuff. the unfortunate part of all of
this is it's having a detrimental effect on society as a whole...












.. like this Inflatable Race Club. the winner gets to hump
their inflatable significant other whilst the others watch.












this guy thought that he was exposing himself to the Arts.
turns out, he was just exposing himself and got arrested...












... which is better than what happened to this guy~
...who got electrocuted through his Dick. shocking.

























this sad fuck has stooped so low as to take his own inflatable
animal out on dates with him. talk about low maintenence...












... and, there's this guy, who went to prison for fucking
this Car Wash Vacuum Cleaner. oh boy, does that suck.












hey, even the WeatherMan is getting in on a piece of the fun.












Spanking's been here for years... but not the all new
Barbie Spank-Action Play Set (complete with Ken).












I guess there's nothing left to do but find a Human Toilet Bowl.
hey, if ya can't beat 'em join 'em, ya know it? have a great Sunday.



see ya next week...

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