~ I N F L A T A B L E S ~

MISTER FUCKING PEANUT...
... is dry-humping some other balloon, by the looks of this
magnificent bastard of an image, eh, campers? pokin' the
other one's freakin' eye out, too, looking at it. that's right,
this week, we're gonna take a Big Blog look at Inflatables,
woo-hoo! now, Inflatables are fun and harmless, and they
are some of the greatest things ever invented by man. yup.
man first flew in a Balloon (although it was not a Mr Peanut
balloon), we roll our cars and trucks down the roadways on
Inflatables (tires), and Inflatables even allow those who are
ugly as Sin to have near-normal sex, you bet. ya got Balloon
Animals (always a Hoot), Inflatable Advertising (hey, the old
Goodyear Blimp, ya know it?), and even Inflatable Santy-Claus
come Christmastime. yeah, Buddy, Inflatables are an integral
part of today's Modern-Now-A-Go-Go Society, and they're
here to stay, I'm here to tell you. so, don't go thinking we're
full of Hot Air today... grab yourselves a fistful of Dramamine,
there, campers... we're gonna go for a little ride-ski, oh yeah...












old Mr Peanut up top, there doesn't have a Monopoly on
goofy-shaped Balloons... get a load of this Hot-Air Parrot.












you can also fill Balloons with Water, ya know...












... just make sure they stay filled with something... or
else you'll wind up in some trouble like these poor fucks.












here's a swell Inflatable kids' Water Slide... although
I'm not really sure the Titanic was a very good choice.

























the Military has been using Inflatable Decoys like these
terrific blow-up trucks since World War II. go, Army...












... and, these surplus Decoy Missiles make for a
fantastic practical joke out on the open highway.












hey, the Church has been using this Inflatable Jesus for years...












... and, Pink Floyd had their very own Inflatable Flying Pig...












... but, in the end, they had to get rid of it,
'cause it left all kinds of Inflatable Pig Shit.

























check out this Inflatable Leg Lamp.
it's a Major Award, and stuff...












... and, old Sponge Bob, here, looks particularly
dashing dressed up as an Inflatable Pirate. yup.












ah, but the greatest of all uses for Inflatables
has got to be the Blow-Up Sex Doll... I mean,
think about it~ not only do they allow very
ugly people to have near-normal (ahem) sex,
but they're absolutely a riot at parties, too...












... and. you can organize Clubs and Societies based on them...












... hey, kids love 'em too, ya know it? yeah, you go, Junior...

























Lesbians got 'em, too. just check out this swell Clam-
Digger (not that there's anything wrong with that)...












... that's right, Republicans dig 'em, too...












... and, even the Democrats are in on the action.












Hell, they even make 'em for dogs these days. oh, my...












... well, I'm just about out of breath, there, campers. yup.
time to hit the road, methinks. hey, have a Great Sunday.



see ya next week...

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