ANNIVERSARY EXTRAVAGANZA III
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
... and, what a year it's been. geez, there's been a lot goin'
on, ya know it? aside from the authorities being after me
(see top image), and the fact that Jesus Christ ate my blog...
... well, we got to find out a few things this year. like, just for
instance, we got to find out that Ray Charles really is blind,
I found out that I was accused of Arson, and the rest of you
got to find out that I went and ran down a beotch. hey, at
least I got around in the car some this year. that said, I ac-
tually avoided overseas travel in the last 12 months, due in
no small part to items like this gay travel poster. I did get a
chance to go Hollywood, though. yeah, that was alright... but
what wasn't alright was multiple disasters caused by a roving
batch of flyin' monkeys, who killed millions. well, at least I
wasn't accused of having shit for brains. yup. all that said, I
was able to uncover the Best Caption Ever. Ever. so, alrighty,
then... let's take a little look back today, at the year that was...
I got alienated by little green men. oh, did that suck...
... but, it didn't suck as bad as this...
... lucky for me, I really know my shit...
... 'cause if I didn't, I'd have to ride the Short Bus!
say, did I mention I designed one of those silly Bumper Stickers?
hey, I went to see my Dentist this year. good thing, too...
... 'cause I was havin' a hard time eatin' leftovers and stuff...
... I couldn't even eat this disgusting can of soft Mock-Food...
... and, McDonald's was absolutely out of the question.
ya know, that place is just really fucked up anyway...
... but, not as fucked up as this here Chinese Restaraunt.
say! this year, I also invented the "AppleGram"!
remember when cyber-legend CJ Sorg went and milked this Steer?
... or old Santa, here, gettin' into the old Holiday Spirit?
speakin' of Holidays, what Holiday Season could ever even
possibly be complete without the "Circum-Navigator"?
it's true, I did get around quite a bit on the old interstates
this year... I even got this kick-ass photo of a car fire...
... speaking of Interstates, here's one of my videos, which I
started posting this year. check out my youtube page, too.
ah, and I wrote my 1000th Post this year.
boy, oh boy... that's a lot of shtein...
... but, ya know, I really need to put this in here. far and away,
in my opinion, the Best Graphic of the Year. oh, yeah...
go ahead. ya know ya want to...
oh, my. thanks for visiting with me. see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
last year's Anniversary Extravaganza
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
... and, what a year it's been. geez, there's been a lot goin'
on, ya know it? aside from the authorities being after me
(see top image), and the fact that Jesus Christ ate my blog...
... well, we got to find out a few things this year. like, just for
instance, we got to find out that Ray Charles really is blind,
I found out that I was accused of Arson, and the rest of you
got to find out that I went and ran down a beotch. hey, at
least I got around in the car some this year. that said, I ac-
tually avoided overseas travel in the last 12 months, due in
no small part to items like this gay travel poster. I did get a
chance to go Hollywood, though. yeah, that was alright... but
what wasn't alright was multiple disasters caused by a roving
batch of flyin' monkeys, who killed millions. well, at least I
wasn't accused of having shit for brains. yup. all that said, I
was able to uncover the Best Caption Ever. Ever. so, alrighty,
then... let's take a little look back today, at the year that was...
I got alienated by little green men. oh, did that suck...
... but, it didn't suck as bad as this...
... lucky for me, I really know my shit...
... 'cause if I didn't, I'd have to ride the Short Bus!
say, did I mention I designed one of those silly Bumper Stickers?
hey, I went to see my Dentist this year. good thing, too...
... 'cause I was havin' a hard time eatin' leftovers and stuff...
... I couldn't even eat this disgusting can of soft Mock-Food...
... and, McDonald's was absolutely out of the question.
ya know, that place is just really fucked up anyway...
... but, not as fucked up as this here Chinese Restaraunt.
say! this year, I also invented the "AppleGram"!
remember when cyber-legend CJ Sorg went and milked this Steer?
... or old Santa, here, gettin' into the old Holiday Spirit?
speakin' of Holidays, what Holiday Season could ever even
possibly be complete without the "Circum-Navigator"?
it's true, I did get around quite a bit on the old interstates
this year... I even got this kick-ass photo of a car fire...
... speaking of Interstates, here's one of my videos, which I
started posting this year. check out my youtube page, too.
ah, and I wrote my 1000th Post this year.
boy, oh boy... that's a lot of shtein...
... but, ya know, I really need to put this in here. far and away,
in my opinion, the Best Graphic of the Year. oh, yeah...
go ahead. ya know ya want to...
oh, my. thanks for visiting with me. see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
last year's Anniversary Extravaganza
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
... and, what a year it's been. geez, there's been a lot goin'
on, ya know it? aside from the authorities being after me
(see top image), and the fact that Jesus Christ ate my blog...
... well, we got to find out a few things this year. like, just for
instance, we got to find out that Ray Charles really is blind,
I found out that I was accused of Arson, and the rest of you
got to find out that I went and ran down a beotch. hey, at
least I got around in the car some this year. that said, I ac-
tually avoided overseas travel in the last 12 months, due in
no small part to items like this gay travel poster. I did get a
chance to go Hollywood, though. yeah, that was alright... but
what wasn't alright was multiple disasters caused by a roving
batch of flyin' monkeys, who killed millions. well, at least I
wasn't accused of having shit for brains. yup. all that said, I
was able to uncover the Best Caption Ever. Ever. so, alrighty,
then... let's take a little look back today, at the year that was...
I got alienated by little green men. oh, did that suck...
... but, it didn't suck as bad as this...
... lucky for me, I really know my shit...
... 'cause if I didn't, I'd have to ride the Short Bus!
say, did I mention I designed one of those silly Bumper Stickers?
hey, I went to see my Dentist this year. good thing, too...
... 'cause I was havin' a hard time eatin' leftovers and stuff...
... I couldn't even eat this disgusting can of soft Mock-Food...
... and, McDonald's was absolutely out of the question.
ya know, that place is just really fucked up anyway...
... but, not as fucked up as this here Chinese Restaraunt.
say! this year, I also invented the "AppleGram"!
remember when cyber-legend CJ Sorg went and milked this Steer?
... or old Santa, here, gettin' into the old Holiday Spirit?
speakin' of Holidays, what Holiday Season could ever even
possibly be complete without the "Circum-Navigator"?
it's true, I did get around quite a bit on the old interstates
this year... I even got this kick-ass photo of a car fire...
... speaking of Interstates, here's one of my videos, which I
started posting this year. check out my youtube page, too.
ah, and I wrote my 1000th Post this year.
boy, oh boy... that's a lot of shtein...
... but, ya know, I really need to put this in here. far and away,
in my opinion, the Best Graphic of the Year. oh, yeah...
go ahead. ya know ya want to...
oh, my. thanks for visiting with me. see ya next week...
last week's Big Blog
last year's Anniversary Extravaganza
expunged by doctor chip @ 9:35 AM
1 Comments:
Oh my!
A cake for all occasions!
I wonder if they have one for vasectomies?
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